Flight 5to6 - Characters:
Crew
Gate Clerk
Pilot
Co-pilot
Flight
Attendant 1
Flight
Attendant 2
Flight
Attendant 3
Flight
Attendant 4
Passengers
Mom
Dad
Son 1
Son2
Old Man 1
Old Man 2
Friend 1
Friend 2
Friend 3
Business Man
Lionel Messi
Luis Suarez
Neymar
Cristiano
Ronaldo
Elegant Lady
Drama Queen
Musician
Intellectual
guy
Clerk Invites Parents to Board The Aircraft
Gate Clerk: dear passengers, CSBAirways announces the departure of its
flight 526 to Caracas, Venezuela. Special guests of our play, we invite you to
board this plane at this moment. Regular boarding will begin in approximately
10 minutes. Please enjoy your flight, and welcome aboard.
Play Begins
The Crew
Boards the planes. The crew enters the room with their luggage. They are
commenting about the weather and some issues about the destination. They get
ready for departure.
Gate Clerk: Good morning ladies and gentleman
we would like to begin boarding the aircraft, passengers with children and
passengers requiring special attention please board at this time. Have your
boarding pass and identification ready, thank you very much.
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Scene 1. Two
old man approach to the gate counter. One is grumpy and the other one does not
listen well.
Old Man 1: Traveling has become so uncomfortable
these days, everything is a mess!
Old Man 2: What? Did you see Messi? Where?
Where?
Old Man1: I said THIS IS A MESS!!
Old Man 2: Ohh, Well you refused to use the
wheelchair that beautiful lady offered you a ride in, now don´t complain! (To
the Clrek) Excuse me Mam, is this flight 526?
Gate Clerk: Yes, Sir. May I see your
identification and boarding pass please?
Guard: Excuse me Sir, but you have to open your baggage
for me please, and take off your shoes. These are regulations we need to
follow.
Old Man 1: This is exactly what I mean! I can
barely hold myself and you think I am caring an explosive device? Yes, yes,
yes, I SAID EXPLOSIVE, so? What are you going to do to this old man?
Old Man 2: I hope you go straight to that small
room everyone mentions! I am not traveling with you anymore.
Guard: You can come in Sir.
The old men
enter to the plane.
Flight Attendant 1: Good Morning and welcome aboard! May
I see your boarding pass please?
Old Man 1: Yes lady!
Flight Attendant 1: These are your places! Are you Ok
seating in the exit door?
Old Man 2: Exitooooo!!!
Scene 2. The
family approaches the counter gate. Dad is carrying a lot of luggage and
souvenirs, Mom is all stressed out about the children´s behavior and the two
kids are playing and fighting, they will annoy the whole flight.
Gate Clerk: Good Morning! We need to see your
documents please!
Mom: Yes of course! (To the Father) XXXXXX do you have the passports and boarding passes
honey? (To the kids) Children please
stop fighting, what´s wrong with you? (To
the Father) XXXXXX do something!
Dad: Yes darling... The documents are in your purse.
Guard: Excuse me Ma´am, you cannot board the plane with
liquids! We need to search your entire luggage please.
Mom: Are you joking? Don´t you see that I am
traveling with kids, this is unbelievable! XXXXXX do something!
Dad: Yes darling… Remember we have to follow all the
rules in the airport sweetheart. (To the guard) Don´t worry sir, you
can check all we have.
Flight Attendant 3: Welcome aboard! I am going to help
you with your seats; oh you are sitting at the end of the cabin, near the
toilet.
Mom: Well, that’s good news (Being ironic), I don´t
have to go through the whole plane to take the kids to the bathroom. But the
smell Is awful in this places, the food, the toilet, aghh!! And these two
kids!! (To the Father) XXXXXX,
aren´t you going to do anything about it?
Dad: It´s ok Darling….. At least we´ll have some
peace in here! I hope! You get in charge of the kids honey.
Son 1: Hey, hey, hey, Where do you think you´re going?
I want to sit by the window!
Son 2: No! It´s my turn! You sat by the window on our
last trip to Disneyworld, it´s not fair!
Son 1: But you always seat by the window in the car, every
morning is the same fight, I´ll beat you this time!
Son 2: No you`re not! No way you could ever beat me,
dude!! I know!!, let’s do paper, scissors, and rock!!!
Son 1: Get ready
to lose, loser!!! Hahahahaha!!! (They do it and Son 2 wins)
Son 2: See? I’m the MASTER! Hahahahahaha!!! (Son
1 gets angry in silence)
Mom: Kids please!!
Dad: I´ll sit in here, I think I´ll be fine, darling…
(To
the audience) For sure!
Scene 3: An
elegant lady and a Business Man enters the plane. All serious and upset when he
checks out some kids are seating behind them. A fancy lady comes in behind him.
Elegant Lady: this airport is so filthy, the
bathrooms are dirty, the coffee shop doesn’t sell my latte, all the flights are
delayed, the customs are so crowded, and the stewardesses’ outfits are hideous!
They have no taste in fashion!
Business Man: I see, I see, It’s OK, excuse me Ma’am;
is there a way I can take another seat? I´ve been traveling during the whole
night, and I really want to rest, you know what I mean?
Flight Attendant 2: Listen up, mister, it’s impossible
you change seats, this flight is full, we are expecting famous soccer players
who are coming from Brazil, ok? Go back to your seat, now!
Business Man: Excuse me? Soccer players hum? Oh my God, so this is going to be GREAT! (Ironically)
And you, MISS! You should take some lessons of how to treat people!
Flight Attendant 2: Please…Talk to the hand!
Elegant Lady: I know exactly what you mean, that
makes me so stressed! By the way, did you see that family behind you? So
annoying, I’m stressed already! What are we going to do?? And this girl! Why
does she have to be so rude? Definitely
they have to change those suits, I already talked to them and I suggested
Prada.
Scene 4.
Three Girl Friends get in the plane all excited about the flight.
Friend 1: Oh this is so cool!! We are seating in the first
row, with the emergency door and everything, please take a picture!! #exitdoor,
#grumpyflightattendant, #friends, #cutepilots
Friend 2: To (flight attendant)s Oh my God! May I
take a picture with you? I also want to meet the captain!! They are always so
cute in those uniforms!
Friend 3: This is awesome!! Can I seat by the window girls?
I need to register and keep record of the entire trip; this is going to be so
exciting! Especially the take off! Please please please, I want that place.
Scene 5. A
very nervous lady gets on the plane. Praying and checking everything is in good
condition.
Drama Queen: Good morning! I have that seat by
the window, I cheched it out already, I always seat by the window because I
really need to see what´s going on outside with the weather, if there is a
storm or something, it´s the only way I can remain myself quiet and relax. (Giggling)
Flight Attendant 4: It´s ok Ma’am, do you need something
to help you feel comfortable?
Drama Queen: Yes! I need a dizziness bag, a safety
card to read, a blanket, a pillow, headphones, a glass of water, a magazine,
and I need you to revise my life vest!
Flight Attendant 4: Ok! But you really need to calm down;
everything is going to be fine!
Scene 6. Two
crazy guys get on the plane, one is a musician who comes in singing and
chanting, the other one has an intellectual aspect, they both are discussing
about the flight odds.
Musician: Hello hello, people! (to Flight Attendant 1)
Good morning beautiful lady! (Singing “You Are So Beautiful” with an
instrument).
Flight Attendant 1: Oh hello, Sir, Can I help you with
your seats?
Intellectual Guys: Yes please! But don´t tell me we are
seating at the back of the plane, the survey says that the passengers sitting
at the back of the plane have less chances to survive plane crashes, Can we be
changed?
Flight Attendant 1: Oh actually no, you cannot be
changed, this flight is full, but you need to relax, this is going to be a very
quiet flight, and our pilot is the best!
Musician: Relax, bro! (Singing “Relax, Take It Easy”) Life
is just one and besides, we are going back to Caracas , we ran out of our Cadivi
dollars, there is nothing worse than that. Look at the beautiful ladies in this
plane, everything is going to be all right (singing again)
Drama Queen: (To Intellectual Guy)
Excuse me! Is that true? What you said about plane crashes?
Intellectual Guy: Of course! I saw it in the discovery
channel!
Drama Queen: Then I also want to be changed!
Business Man: I can trade you my place!
Flight Attendant 2: This is not possible; this plane is
going to be safe! Go back to your seats, now!
Scene 7. Four
soccer players are missing for the cabin doors to be closed.
Gate Clerk: This is the final call for
passengers Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, Luis Suárez, and Neymar Da Silva
Santos Junior: Please approach to gate No. 5.
Guard: Hello dudes! I’m not going to check on your
things since you are so famous, maybe the only sharp device you carry with you
are Luis Suarez’s teeth, hehehehe. Would
you make a short demonstration for us here?
Lionel Messi: What do you want me to say? I have
been the best for the last decade. I’ve won 3 Ballon D’Or, I’ve been the Best
Player Of The Year, and I’m Argentine!
Cristiano Ronaldo: Pleeease!!!! Everybody knows I’m
actually the best. Besides, I’m the most handsome. Haven’t you seen the
billboards? All the brands love me, Addidas, Nike, Umbro, Puma so PLEASEEE
Luis Suarez: Who cares about all those things?
Do you think anyone is going to remember any of you in this World Cup? I’m the
only one to be remembered the most! Thanks to my dentist!!
Neymar: Sure! But you’re not playing for four months,
hahahaha!!! More chance for me to be the best of all! By the way, why does that
lady call me for my full name? She says “Neymar” and It’s enough!
Friend 1: (Realizing about the famous players)
O M G! This is even better than cute pilots! Come on!!! It´s Suarez and
Ronaldo, and Neymar, I can´t believe it, Messi!!! Het guys take a selfie with
us, (To
Suarez) Don´t you dare biting me!
Luis Suarez: I can’t promise anything, besides,
I am suspended for four months! I’m so mad I want to hit someone! Or bite
someone? ROAR Maybe I should get into the showbiz! Or I should get into
therapy? I don’t know…
Friend 2: Honey!
Don’t take selfies with that guy, he’s so weird! Cristiano, take a selfie with
us? Pleaaase!
Cristiano Ronaldo: Ok! But make sure you capture my
best angle. And my teeth must look shiny, not as notorious as Suarez`s of
course, and you could move a little bit to the left, or the right, whatever…
and fix your hair, it looks awful!
Friend 3: Why do you have to criticize her? Come on, NO
ONE would believe this!! everyone is going to be so jealous, I’m so excited!
Lionel Messi: Who says I want to take a selfie
with you? You would have to pay me or something. Don’t you get I’m the best
player in the entire universe? This common people are so annoying… Leave me
alone, please!
Neymar: So no one wants to take a selfie with me? It’s
OK, you are going to regret it so bad when I finally become the best! Wait a
minute… I’M ALREADY THE BEST! (to the audience) Don’t tell the
others!
Scene 8.
Everyone sits down and gets ready for departure.
Copilot: Cabin Crew you are authorized to close the
doors, please prepare for gate departure. Cross check and report.
Flight Attendant 4: Ladies and
gentleman the Captain has turned on the fasten-your-seat-belt
sign. If you haven’t already done so, please do it, and
I mean those kids over there, lady please control your children; also make sure
your seat back and folding trays are
in their full upright position.
If you are sitting
next to an emergency exit, read carefully
the special instruction card located by your seat. If you do not wish to do it,
you should have taken another flight.
Flight Attendant 3: At
this time, we request that all mobile phones, Iphones,
Ipods, tablets, computers, DVDs, pagers, radios and remote control toys to be turned
off for the full duration of the flight. If you have any questions about our
flight today, please don’t ask and follow the safety rules. Thank you.”
Flight Attendant 4: Now we
request you full attention toward this demonstration of the safety rules.
“When the
seat belt sign illuminates, you must fasten
your seat belt. If you are a little bit fat, don´t
pull too much, we don´t want you to be uncomfortable during the flight, no no
no.
There are
several emergency
exits on
this aircraft, forward, back, and over each wing. Each door is equipped with an
inflatable slide. If we need them, make sure you wear your swimming suit, this
means we are going to splash in the ocean. Oh A life
vest is
located under your seat. It may be helpful as well.
Flight Attendant 3: In the event of a decompression, an oxygen mask will
automatically appear in front of you. Place it firmly over your nose and mouth,
and breathe normally. Relax! You will probably pass out before this happens and
everything will be all right by the moment you wake up. We wish you all an
enjoyable flight.”
Airplane
takes off, all passengers make a movement to show the effect.
Captain: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain
speaking On my behalf and our crew´s we
welcome you aboard on CSBAirways, Flight 526 non-stop service from 5th
grade to 6th grade Our flight time is 15
minutes approximately, so don´t get too confortable, will be flying at an altitude
of 10,000 feet at a ground.
Copilot: Captain, don’t you think we should inform the
passengers about the bad weather forecast? I am checking my RADAR and this baby
is really going to shake.
Captain: Shhh! Don’t interrupt me! We are expecting some rough
turbulences, you will notice different English teachers during the whole year, a
lot of quizzes, homework, Science Fair, play, projects, Olympic games, a visit
to Lilina´s office for sure, A junior Sibmun, oh! and a Hiawatha trip. But we
are going to land safely in 6th grade if a few minutes.
Copilot: Ladies and gentleman, The captain has informed we
are about to cross a zone of turbulences, please return to your seats an keep
you seat belts fastened, we are going to be shaking for a little while.
Passengers star to move as if the cabin was moving and
get stressed by the odds of the flight.
Drama Queen: Oh Lord!! We are going to die!! I really need my
dizziness bag right now! I didn’t say good bye to my family..
Intellectual Guy: I was sure about this, sitting at the back is
always a misfortune, I made a thorough research about planes before this trip.
Musician: Relax Bro! this is just a little shake! (Singing shake shake shake)
Mom: XXXXX are
you finally doing something?
Son 2: (To son 1,
all scared) Now you sit by the window, I don´t want to see anything!
Son 1: Yeah sure,
(holding his brother) This is the last time we ever fight, I promise you this!
Dad: Finally some
peace.
Business Man: So it took a turbulence to make this two quite and
stiff.
Elegant Lady: I need to save my Louis Vutton, I am definitely
complaining about this airline when we land, you have no idea who you are
dealing with.
Friend 3: I think this is a perfect moment for a selfie!!
Ronaldo: This picture is going to be worth millions if it´s
my last.
Messi: But the
world won´t lose anything, if we don´t land safely the world will be missing
the best soccer player in the history.
Neymar: Nossaaaaa!! Are you going to continue with that??
Thanks God you are Argentinian and not Italian.
Friend 1: So here we have the picture #Turbulences
#Cutesoccerplayers #scaryflight #amazingadventure
Friend 2: Upload it right now! OMG your cellphone is on? You´re
interfering with the navigation devices.
Old Man 1: You should be ashamed young lady! At least you
could have tagged us in your picture!
Old Man 2: (waking up from a nap) What did just happen? Ohhh
so Messi was in our plane, Unbelievable!
Copilot: Dear passengers we have already crossed the
turbulence zone, we are safe now and ready to land in the next seconds. Please
remain seated until the aircraft has fully reached the parking zone. Make sure
you take all your belongings with you.
Captain: We really hope you have enjoyed this flight and
a whole year in 5TH grade. Make sure you book your next trip with us,
next year´s is going to be promising.
All
passengers clap and leave the plane.
